So, my email had been leaked and supposedly listed on the dark web a while ago. I have since migrated to more privacy-friendly email providers, but I still return to this address since I have some accounts tied to it, and I had received a notification on my cell phone of what must be - the most absurd spam ever.
Yep, you read that sender's name correctly. I am unsure who subscribed me to this bullshit, but here is the full email. The link does not work if you're wondering, I clicked it hoping to get a fake virus alert that wanted me to call an offshore number for lulz.
That is all I have for now, goodbye and stay safe<3
